yes, SOMETIMES WE WEAR HATS. 

 

Ooh look, you're here. Welcome. We're The Chair. Yes, yes, we know: Why did we give ourselves a boring name like that? Maybe we'll let you in on the secret one day but, suffice to say, we're not proud of it but enough people have lied and told us they like the name so we've stuck with it. And let's face it, it's a lot less scatological than The Stool.